SMASHIN' HULK BLINKERS!

Well gang, get ready for a sight the maddest show on earth! It's our pal the Jade Colossus and he's gone bonkers on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your eyes. Those diminutive lights are gonna be flashin'fast faster than a jackrabbit on caffeine. Hold onto your hats 'cause this is one show you won't wanna miss. Watch out for flying cars!